My Doggy is Impotent

Mrs. Khanna and her neighbor Mr. Sharma had a serious dispute among them. The reason was their pets. Both of them had a dog at home. Mrs. Khanna had a male Doberman while Mr. Sharma had a female Pomeranian. When the two dogs came across, the Doberman always scared the Pomeranian and tempted to attack her. Once, the matter became so serious that Mr. Sharma went to the court for justice. The reason was that the Doberman had attacked the Pomeranian and wounded her.

In the Court:

The Judge: Mrs. Khanna, your pet is charged with attacking the Pomeranian and also for attempting rape.

Mrs. Khanna: Rape??? No Sir, it was just a natural fight amongst the two animals.

Mr. Sharma: (Shouted) No, for my Pomeranian it was a rape. Sir, please have a look at my pet she is so shocked of the incident that she is not even taking food.

Mrs. Khanna: It’s not true sir (Mrs. Khanna Shouted). I know my pet for years; he can’t do such cruel acts.

Mr. Sharma: presented the medical report mentioning the wounds and injuries and also a report of a dog expert which unveiled that the Doberman was sexually aroused at the time of incident.

Mrs. Khanna: (Thought for a while, then said). “Sir, my pet can’t rape that Pomeranian because he is impotent”.

The judge: (Being surprised, asked…..) how could you be so sure that your Dog is impotent?

Mrs. Khanna: Sir, I always change my wearable in front of him. He watches me throughout, but never gets aroused......!!!!